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Lions.

While High: http://pastebin.com/97rJAw6j That is all.

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Crap.

While High: When the weed is crap. – A poem by While High What a sad day is when the weed you buy is crap. Your day turns to shit. You were just sold some sad schwag man it happens … Continue reading

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Rape is Formidable Profession.

While High: I think being a rapist would be a good, fun job. Here is why: 5. The hours. You can work at any time during the day or night, Want to go to the movies? Rape a bitch inside … Continue reading

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Jokes of the racist kind.

While High: In my never ending quest to be funny. I’ve decided to tell some racist jokes. But, for the sake of good taste, I decided to post them in my own sublime style. Here they are: Jew|Oven Black|Chicken White|Meth … Continue reading

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Alive.

While High: My Top Ten List of People who should die from a brain aneurysm: 10. Peter North. While ejaculating the classic 5 roper. It would make a dramatic end to a fantastic performance. I’m not gay. I think. 9. … Continue reading

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Face.

While High: My face looks as if its gonna rain. Tell Bertha to go and get her coat so we can live to Louisville. My aunt Jemaima has a plantation there and we might need to take the boarding pass … Continue reading

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Review Time Attack TOP GEAR 1320 PROJECT.

While High: Movie review of the movies I’ve watched: Kick Ass – The action was very good. Made me cry (I’m so high). Did not feel long. Good movie to watch high. Got boner from girl. Feel weird. Machete – … Continue reading

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