Review Time Attack TOP GEAR 1320 PROJECT.

While High:

Movie review of the movies I’ve watched:
Kick Ass – The action was very good. Made me cry (I’m so high). Did not feel long. Good movie to watch high. Got boner from girl. Feel weird.
Machete – Great movie to watch high. Still dont know why the long haired lady with the machete is so angry about.
Inglorious Basterds – Not a good movie to watch while high. Too much dialog is hard to follow. Also, brad pitt looks like a pornstar in it. Yeah, and they killed hitler in a theater? What the fuck? No, no, no. Everyone knows it was in a submarine.
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo – I would have done the same thing with the bong and the plane. Also, Cockmeat sandwich. Yuck.
Hancock – Sucked. The lady is another super hero? What the fuck is going on? Now she is Storm? Dude, get me outta this place.
PS. When I watch Entourage while high I fantasize about being jimmy pivens character, Ari Gold.
FUCK YOU WHORE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME YOU FUCKING WHORE. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE ESCORT THE WHORE TO THE ELEVATOR. THANK YOU.
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