The probability of someone smoking weed when their wife is not home is higher. That is the Feynman Principle.
As told by Ron Jeremy in the movie “The last Cardigans Penises”.
Also, I would have loved to get high with Carl Sagan.
Shit. Sometimes I go into the APOD archives over at nasa, and I stare at the cosmos in awe.
Also, Carl Sagans wife looks saucy. She was on Real Time with Bill Maher last week, and I got hard from listening to her. I get horny when high. Like Lrrrrr from the planet Omicron Persei 8.
Farnsworth is real. Look it up on Wikipedia. He did it with MOM.