Monthly Archives: September 2010

Functions.

While High: Have you ever been aroused by a function? I was writing some code, and wrote the most sensual function. Want to see it? I know you want to, so here it is: def sensual_function(): print “This makes me … Continue reading

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Hate.

While High: Don’t you hate it when Ubuntu bites you? I was just finishing an extraordinary piece of wet cement and the implications of its use during WWII, and this piece of shit just reloaded the page. Well all know … Continue reading

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Feynman Principle.

While High: The probability of someone smoking weed when their wife is not home is higher. That is the Feynman Principle. As told by Ron Jeremy in the movie “The last Cardigans Penises”. Also, I would have loved to get … Continue reading

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I’m looking for a Special Lady.

While High: I’m looking for a lady to get high with. To share the world with. To hang out and space out into shapes of the sun. If you know about someone like that, or you are someone like that, … Continue reading

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A Ninja knows when to bark.

While High: I’m so smart. Yes. Me. I worked in a bogus investigation about what makes the dinosaurs roar, and let me tell you lady those are the nicest shoes you’ever bought at the Colonial House of Penises. So, I’m … Continue reading

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Its Raining.

While High: Its raining. The sound feels as a million tambourines. They rock my ears inside out. The rain is a seductive mistress. It moves and sounds like a princess. Its sweet lemonade for the soul. Rain, so my plants … Continue reading

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Girl Friends.

While High: Girl friends are dangerous, they turn into wives. And wives, I tell ya, don’t suck, shit, that sucks. My father has a wife. Shit, she is my mother. So if my father fucks his wife he is fucking … Continue reading

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